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Dato: 01-01-1970 01:00:00
Slettet
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Dato: 03-08-2004 11:32:00
Nummer: #1
Fra Løvernes Konge

Timon: hva' vil du ha' mig til? ta' kjole på og danse hula?

Fra Løvernes Konge 2

Timon. jeg hader savannen i myldretiden.

Timon: vi følger hende, som stank følger vortesvin
Pumba HEY
Timon: det hårdt, men sandt pumba, du må lve med det.
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:34:00
Nummer: #2
Fra Pokemon 3 filmen:

Meowth: Jamen de går da gemmen vandet.
James: de vader
Meowth: de går
jessie: de vader
Meowth: hvordan kan de vade når de går?
James: de går gemmen vandet
Meowth: Jaaahh...
James og Jessie: ALTSÅ VADER DE
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:37:00
Nummer: #3
Fra Pokemon3

Meowth: vi kan prøve at nå ned til bunden
James: ja, den er vi jo alligevel vant til at skrabe
Jessie: hvor lang tid vil det ta'?
Meowth: cirka tre sekunder hvis vi springer
James og Jessie: ÅÅÅHH
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:38:00
Nummer: #4
Fra Det Hemmelighedsfulde Selskab.

Nemo: vi har et problem
Hyde: problem, jeg kalder det sport.
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:40:00
Nummer: #5
Fra Looney Tonns, back in action

"Who's has dynamite?"
"welcome to my world"
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:42:00
Nummer: #6
Fra Klokkeren fra Nortre Dame

Gertrud: fordi hun kan li dig, du dejlig det har vi altid sagt
Húgo: jeg troede jeg var den dejlige
Gertrud: nej, du den fede fjumregoj med den store mund
Hugo: gider du lige gentage det
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:43:00
Nummer: #7
Fra Klokkeren fra Notre Dame

Hugo: øj, der har vi kavalariet
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:46:00
Nummer: #8
Fra Mulan

Mushu: det kan du godt glemme, jeg bider ikke flere balder

Kejseren: en pige som hende møder man ikke i hvert Dynasti
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:49:00
Nummer: #9
Fra Rush Hour 2

"her er jeg Michael Jackson og du er Totto"
"du mener Tito, Totto er hvad vi spiste i går"
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 03-08-2004 11:53:00
Nummer: #10
What is your most popular video game at the moment?
Desert Storm Commando Warrior.
Ah, that will have to do with the limited skirmish in the Middle East.

Fabelagtigt ordvalg, som i det meste af Wayne's World
Forfatter: Hassus
Dato: 03-08-2004 13:07:00
Nummer: #11
Senseless

Darryl: ..You can burn me inside of my crack!(Prøver at blive medlem af en klub, ved at tigge for en af lederne).
Janice: Oh.. Darryl..(Får øje på ham)
Darryl: Oh! Janice.. I was just.. erhm.. I mean "Hi"..
Janice: You're high..? Well that will explain it..

Priceless!
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 04-08-2004 10:49:00
Nummer: #19
Fra "Life of Brian"

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Mandy: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Mandy: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
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Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
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En af de vie mænd: We were led by a star.
Brian's mor: Led by a bottle, you mean.
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Brian: You are all individuals!
Mængden: We are all individuals!
Mand i mængden: I'm not.
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Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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Biggus Dickus: Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

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ok, jeg snød lidt og tog dem fra imdb.com men de er så sjove og ret svære at huske korrekt på engelsk.
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 04-08-2004 14:35:00
Nummer: #20
Army Of Darkness:

Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and , and Jack left town

Ash: Hold it, nobody said anything about three books. Ooh, that stinking wiseman! He was so busy filling me full of his secret little words and his phrases and his boloney that he never said anything about this

King Arthur:Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
Ash: Nope, just me baby. Just me

Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby

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Dato: 04-08-2004 17:34:00
Nummer: #21
Fra Pirates of the Carabien

Barbosa: "you better start beliving in ghoststory's miss turner, YOUR'E IN ONE"
Forfatter: emul0c
Dato: 04-08-2004 18:04:00
Nummer: #22
Fra De Grønne Slagtere:

Svend: "Gider du godt fjerne den giraf så vi kan få en nogenlunde original dialog!"


også fra De Grønne Slagtere:

Eigil: "Vil du ikke give denne her lille egern til BJAAAARNE?"
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Dato: 05-08-2004 20:40:00
Nummer: #25
"You belive a man can change his destiny?" - Last Samurai.
Forfatter: emul0c
Dato: 06-08-2004 00:52:00
Nummer: #29
Alicia: "How big is the universe?"
Nash: "Infinite."
Alicia: "How do you know?"
Nash: "I know because all the data indicates it's infinite."
Alicia: "But it hasn't been proven yet."
Nash: "No."
Alicia: "You haven't seen it."
Nash: "No."
Alicia: "How do you know for sure?"
Nash: "I don't, I just believe it."
Alicia: "It's the same with love I guess."


- A Beautiful Mind
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 06-08-2004 19:19:00
Nummer: #39
Fra Paulie
Taco-manden: 'I say taco, they say taco!', Papegøjer: 'Taco, taco taco!!!'

Man skulle nok have været der! :P

XXxxXXxx-SS
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Dato: 06-08-2004 19:30:00
Nummer: #40
GROSSE POINT BLANK
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Forfatter: Slettet bruger
Dato: 07-08-2004 17:38:00
Nummer: #41
Fra Evil Dead 2 (Dead By Dawn)

What do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? After all, I'm a man and you're a woman, at least last time I checked.

Groovy

Hey, I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!" "Swallow this." (bang!)
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Dato: 08-08-2004 12:17:00
Nummer: #42
fra Hellboy
(hørte den fra traileren)

"there are things that goes bumping in the night, and we are the ones who bump back"
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Dato: 08-08-2004 12:49:00
Nummer: #43
Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Park? You're on the middle of the sidewalk.

Alle fra Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Dato: 08-08-2004 14:21:00
Nummer: #44
"Mathilda: Leon, I think I'm falling in love with you. It's the first time for me, you know?
Léon: How do you know it's love if you've never been in love before?
Mathilda: 'Cause I feel it.
Léon: Where?
Mathilda: In my stomach. It's all warm. I always had a knot there and now... it's gone.
Léon: Mathilda, I'm glad you don't have a stomach ache any more. I don't think it means anything."

-Léon
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Dato: 09-08-2004 08:52:00
Nummer: #45
Fra Hellboy
(fra traileren)

Hellboy: "did'nt i kill you alredy?"
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Dato: 09-08-2004 16:52:00
Nummer: #46
Fra Terminal Invation

Alien: We Taking Over The Power
Jack (Bruce Campbell): Why
Alien: Becouse We Don't Like You
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